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Facebook acquires http://t.co/…

Facebook acquires http://t.co/41L9PNWY; this is a good move for Facebook, because Face’s API is amazing. #fb

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Hardcore Pawn is my new favori…

Hardcore Pawn is my new favorite show. Join the ranks of Sweet Genius, Breaking Bad, and Keeping Up With The Kardashians… #whatAmIDoing

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Home Depot’s new ad shows a wo…

Home Depot’s new ad shows a woman using a power drill without using eye protection. Naturally, I want to start a twitter shitstorm, so RT!

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I have never been so worked up…

I have never been so worked up over a cake! #sweetGenius #fb

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Woah. Simplot’s Smoky Canyon …

Woah. Simplot’s Smoky Canyon Mine is on #DailyShow getting reamed for Selenium. I lived a few miles from that mine!

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Really enjoyed the Crowbar and…

Really enjoyed the Crowbar and Grill tonight. Can’t wait to go back when the taps work!

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Moscow mule. (@ Front Street T…

Moscow mule. (@ Front Street Tavern) [pic]: http://t.co/qoiQ9OCy

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Let it be known: I find casket…

Let it be known: I find caskets and burial to be a waste of resources and prefer to be cremated. #fb

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screw(recursion){ screw(recurs…

screw(recursion){ screw(recursion); }

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Welcome two new elements, fler…

Welcome two new elements, flerovium and livermorium, to the Periodic Table: http://t.co/YX0vCfzL