Thai Peanut Pasta

Al dente noodles covered with thai peanut sauce, parmesan, basil, oregano and fresh lime.
Al dente noodles covered with thai peanut sauce, parmesan, basil, oregano and fresh lime.

This quick recipe is tangy, spicy, and good as a hot meal or served cold as a salad.  As a meal, serves two.  As a side-dish, serves four.


  • 8 ounces of bite-size pasta (Rotini, Penne, Bowtie, etc)
  • 1/2 lime (keep other half for peanut sauce)
  • Grated parmesan
  • Basil
  • Cilantro
  • Fresh-ground black pepper
  • Thai Peanut Sauce (adapted from Blendtec’s recipe)
    • 1/4 cup milk (non-dairy is best, but not necessary)
    • Juice from 1/2 lime
    • 1 tablespoon honey
    • 1 tablespoon ground ginger
    • 1 tablespoon minced garlic (or one whole clove)
    • 1/3 cup peanut butter (creamy or chunky)
    • 1 tablespoon hot sauce (I use Sriracha)


Begin by boiling 1 quart of water.

Combine all ingredients for the Thai Peanut Sauce in a blender, and blend until smooth.  If you used non-dairy milk, you can put the sauce in a squeeze bottle for easy application (highly recommended).  Label and store in your fridge.

Cook the pasta to al dente (roughly 10 minutes).  Drain the pasta and return to pot or to a serving bowl.

Add enough Thai peanut sauce to coat the pasta.  Add Parmesan, pepper, cilantro and basil.  Toss to coat evenly.  Squeeze fresh lime on top.  Serve with more Parmesan, cilantro and basil to garnish.  Optionally, garnish with lime wedges.

Serve immediately, or to serve as a salad, refrigerate over night.

Brewing Iced Tea Properly

Picture: Starbucks Black Shaken Iced Tea.  More info at Starbucks’ Website.

Subtle. Suave. Sophisticated. Our premium black tea gets a snappy little splash of citrus, and then is shaken – not stirred – with ice. We’d tell you more, but the details must remain classified. Still, you do have license to enjoy.

Tazo® Black Shaken Iced Tea,

Bitch, please.  Classified?  Ha!  Iced tea isn’t hard…

Why the hell am I blogging about this?  Because I see a lot of fools trying to make tea, and they all suck at it.  It’s not hard, but there is a way to do it right to get the crystal-clear, refreshing tea you’re used to seeing/drinking at Starbucks or McAllister’s.

Black Iced Tea, Proper

  1. Boil 1 liter of water.
  2. Cover 4 cup-sized black tea bags (Lipton will do just fine; Starbucks uses Tazo Awake tea, FYI) with 1 liter of boiling water.
  3. Steep for four minutes.
  4. If you love sweet tea, add 2 cups of sugar to the liter of strongly-brewed tea and stir until dissolved appropriately.* (note: this is how McAllister’s Sweet Tea is made)
  5. Add 1 liter of cold water.  Do not refrigerate.  Refrigeration causes tea to go cloudy.  Cloudy iced tea is bad tea.
  6. Pour a glass as follows
    1. Add equal parts tea and water
    2. Add ice
    3. Shake or stir
  7. Drink that tea.

I prefer 1/3 tea, water, and ice.  Adjust to suit your tastes.

EXCITING FISCAL NOTE: this is roughly 12 cents per pitcher and pennies per serving, even if you buy Tazo Brand tea from Starbucks.

* Never assume that everyone likes black iced tea.  Sweeten your own tea with sugar or simple syrup.