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You don’t amortize assets–you…

You don’t amortize assets–you depreciate them. #uwyosustainability

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“If you’re not learning, you’r…

“If you’re not learning, you’re dying.”

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I just unlocked the Back to Sc…

I just unlocked the Back to School badge on @foursquare for checking in back on campus! Time to party! Er, study. http://t.co/nnpYq7bs

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I can’t find my shoes

I can’t find my shoes

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Don’t even talk to me until I’…

Don’t even talk to me until I’ve instagrammed my coffee. http://t.co/FbrFvqzL

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I can’t wait to Instagram my c…

I can’t wait to Instagram my coffee in the morning.

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I think Siri is going through …

I think Siri is going through puberty

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New iPhone headphones are #dog…

New iPhone headphones are #dogshit

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Really quite thrilled with my …

Really quite thrilled with my iPhone. But I suck at typing on this monster.

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Our football team is super div…

Our football team is super diverse. There’s at least TWO types of Beats headphones in this picture. @CowboysFootball http://t.co/GYJvXfJF