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I haven’t been tweeting as muc…

I haven’t been tweeting as much since I got the iPhone 5. Sorry. I know you REALLY care about what I think.

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Siri is bogged down today. I b…

Siri is bogged down today. I bet she has a cold.

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“don’t mind them–it’s just my…

“don’t mind them–it’s just my reality camera crew” #shitKimKardashianSays

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It’s been a month since school…

It’s been a month since school started. We haven’t touched a computer yet in my database class.

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Regarding Bootstrap: http://t….

Regarding Bootstrap: http://t.co/ZaDXbKkJ

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Twitter Bootstrap’s lead devel…

Twitter Bootstrap’s lead developers have LEFT TWITTER! Help.

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Someone mentions sperm donatio…

Someone mentions sperm donation. Everyone starts making jack off hands. In public. At dinner. What are we doing with our lives?

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“Using a drill saw” — Mya Pro…

“Using a drill saw” — Mya Pronschinske, on how little she knows about tools.

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McDonald’s monopoly. Aww yeah…

McDonald’s monopoly. Aww yeah!

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“Now we know that they are inf…

“Now we know that they are infinite, but exceedingly rare.” #coscParadox