Siri is bogged down today. I bet she has a cold.
“don’t mind them–it’s just my reality camera crew” #shitKimKardashianSays
It’s been a month since school started. We haven’t touched a computer yet in my database class.
Regarding Bootstrap: http://t.co/ZaDXbKkJ
Twitter Bootstrap’s lead developers have LEFT TWITTER! Help.
Someone mentions sperm donation. Everyone starts making jack off hands. In public. At dinner. What are we doing with our lives?
“Using a drill saw” — Mya Pronschinske, on how little she knows about tools.
McDonald’s monopoly. Aww yeah!
“Now we know that they are infinite, but exceedingly rare.” #coscParadox
.@schwabtyler we are now having an Instagram foodoff http://t.co/8orQoDmv