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Zinger ! #airforceone

Zinger ! #airforceone

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Romney just said “poor kids.”

Romney just said “poor kids.”

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What was that loud noise behin…

What was that loud noise behind President Obama?

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STFU Mittens.

STFU Mittens.

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I wish for a commercial break….

I wish for a commercial break. #debate2012

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Just an idea: Ski Patrol insid…

Just an idea: Ski Patrol inside the Classroom Building to rescue lost students. #uwyoproblems @UWYOProblems

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GASP! My marketing teacher jus…

GASP! My marketing teacher just admitted to purchasing a counterfeit CHANEL bag. #FBI #CIA #gasp

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I haven’t been tweeting as muc…

I haven’t been tweeting as much since I got the iPhone 5. Sorry. I know you REALLY care about what I think.

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Siri is bogged down today. I b…

Siri is bogged down today. I bet she has a cold.

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“don’t mind them–it’s just my…

“don’t mind them–it’s just my reality camera crew” #shitKimKardashianSays