Zinger ! #airforceone
Romney just said “poor kids.”
What was that loud noise behind President Obama?
I wish for a commercial break. #debate2012
I haven’t been tweeting as much since I got the iPhone 5. Sorry. I know you REALLY care about what I think.
Siri is bogged down today. I bet she has a cold.
“don’t mind them–it’s just my reality camera crew” #shitKimKardashianSays