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Kid in class was being a littl…

Kid in class was being a little suckup bitch so I pointed at him and called him a kill joy. #climbOff

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This kid is probably as old as…

This kid is probably as old as Justin Bieber. GTFO this is college.

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3 #ff this week. @Wongster360…

3 #ff this week. @Wongster360 @ashleabeep @schwabtyler kthx. Goddammit I’m popular.

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I feel like the world needs to…

I feel like the world needs to know that the UW Steamboat on the FB Helmets is counterfeit. And I can prove it.

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Turns out sexual assault isn’t…

Turns out sexual assault isn’t funny, and Facebook will shut your page down. Sorry Memes Page. Not. @UWYOProblems

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Aight Apple, now update the we…

Aight Apple, now update the website so we can get a better look at your new products.

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A UW student was sexually assa…

A UW student was sexually assaulted yesterday and everybody is laughing. One of us is hurting. Have a heart, UW. @UWYOProblems

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DAMMIT WYOWEB, SCHEDULE YOUR M…

DAMMIT WYOWEB, SCHEDULE YOUR MAINTENANCE AT NIGHT, LIKE THE REST OF THE IT WORLD.

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Get well soon, @bsmithwyo16.

Get well soon, @bsmithwyo16.

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Where is @wontonjon3? Oh, you…

Where is @wontonjon3? Oh, you know–#trees