Don’t even talk to me until I’ve instagrammed my coffee. http://t.co/FbrFvqzL
I can’t wait to Instagram my coffee in the morning.
I think Siri is going through puberty
New iPhone headphones are #dogshit
Really quite thrilled with my iPhone. But I suck at typing on this monster.
“Hey girl, I stomp a guy’s face in just for you.” — Ryan Gosling, as The Driver in Drive (2011) #pinterest
.@MasonMagagna just performed an exorcism while I was on the phone with verizon. What are we doing with our lives?