Don’t even talk to me until I’ve instagrammed my coffee. http://t.co/FbrFvqzL
I can’t wait to Instagram my coffee in the morning.
I think Siri is going through puberty
New iPhone headphones are #dogshit
Really quite thrilled with my iPhone. But I suck at typing on this monster.
Our football team is super diverse. There’s at least TWO types of Beats headphones in this picture. @CowboysFootball http://t.co/GYJvXfJF”
“Hey girl, I stomp a guy’s face in just for you.” — Ryan Gosling, as The Driver in Drive (2011) #pinterest
.@MasonMagagna just performed an exorcism while I was on the phone with verizon. What are we doing with our lives?
A new entrant to the WTF category: @RachaelVolsey welcome @wontonjon3 and his award: “9/20 Episcopalian Play Date”
The HAM achievements : BK Vomit, ALL Bad ass (hood rats in the alley), TS, BK, MM, AH BADASS Klepto (@schwabtyler, @MasonMagagna, @luhrain)