“Phone doesn’t work, you jackass!” — @ashleyhcp, regarding Bobby J’s calculator
Don’t worry, Russian Women’s Gymnastics team, some Rock Springs roughneck will buy you as his bride when you get home.#mailOrderMatrimony
NBC executive: “GET SEACREST. THE OLYMPIC BROADCASTING DREAMTEAM WILL NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT HIM.” #seacrest
Not again… http://t.co/X8S73KqI
Oh boy, #uwmp3 is going to be so exciting.
Sometimes, your network has good ratings every four years. #nbc
“At least 75 Olympic logos on screen at all times.” — the same guys that signed off on the “London 2012” logo #fb
“Small Town Security. Next. Not available on DISH” (so jealous of Dish right now) #fb