I just fell asleep on the floor. #getTheGrades http://t.co/04ug5kmA

Apparently I won the best path selection algorithm challenge in class.

Kudos to Institutional Marketing! The redesign of http://t.co/UPoN9H7O looks fantastic.

Rt @wontonjon3: In the most nonracist/no stereotypical way ever. Asian girls love cats. Or being them

Poke Pride. http://t.co/64zaxFti

This beer is giving me tetanus

Hey Laramie, it snowing!

Ron Swanson’s gunna be wearing a red shirt tomorrow

Brrr. http://t.co/3rgdJoTb

Buuuurn from Obama on Mittens regarding a busy day one.