“Phone doesn’t work, you jackass!” — @ashleyhcp, regarding Bobby J’s calculator

Hey NBC, just show us the scores already. #gymnastics #olympics #seacrest

Don’t worry, Russian Women’s Gymnastics team, some Rock Springs roughneck will buy you as his bride when you get home.#mailOrderMatrimony

NBC executive: “GET SEACREST. THE OLYMPIC BROADCASTING DREAMTEAM WILL NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT HIM.” #seacrest

Not again… http://t.co/X8S73KqI

Oh boy, #uwmp3 is going to be so exciting.

Sometimes, your network has good ratings every four years. #nbc

“At least 75 Olympic logos on screen at all times.” — the same guys that signed off on the “London 2012″ logo #fb

“Small Town Security. Next. Not available on DISH” (so jealous of Dish right now) #fb

Vamanos Pest.